yumenosaki academy gone wild!

[sideho]

  the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from bakerstreet.

 

Comments

i had so many good choices listen

[sideho]

(617):
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

no

[dispensary]

Homeroom's 2-A, Narukami. Wrong teacher?

I have no idea

[kurokiryu]

(908):
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
(908):
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
(908):
Mistakes were made

',;^j

[47billion]

(757):

now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined

its so hard to maintain his purity with this meme

[cardjutsu]

(847):
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO

i dont even know, my guy

[tomocchi]

(774):

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

if you know shit fuck you

[goodfam]

SHOULD I HAVE YELLED LOUDER

*walks into Yumenosaki* Rev up those Chainsaws, cause I sure am hungry for one--!

[onehelluvabutler]

(717):

looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw

oh yuzuru if you were going to pop a bottle you could have come to me for some high quality stuffs

[47billion]

Was that how you spent your New Year's at our cute little Tori's party? I feel a little jealous having missed seeing all that.

Re: *walks into Yumenosaki* Rev up those Chainsaws, cause I sure am hungry for one--!

[himemiyatori]

Wait you still haven't gotten rid of the chainsaw!? Yuzuru you're useless!!!!!

this was as hard as it was the first time

[goodfam]

(724):
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

dont get that cape stuck anywhere

[waterthose]

You're always wearing a cape, mostly because you have nothing better to do huh, Wataru? ~ ♪

no

[dispensary]

Keep it out of the infirmary.

k

[swagilicious]

(443):
i'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. i'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[thicc]

spam bullshit to someone else

idfk

[gayrights]

(931):
my grandma just put on bowling shoes. to play wii bowling.

when u dont know what arashi cals him

[sideho]

i don't know, hokuto-chan, that kinda sounds like it runs in the family...!

the

[akiomi]

(857):
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

ohhhh me sexy!

[dispensary]

Probably telling you to calm down, Akiyan.

yolo swag

[waterthose]

(352):
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

choose one my boys

[thicc]

(508):
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.

(717):
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way

both are disgusting (508)

[sideho]

how rude, izumi-chan! i just wanted to have a nice conversation with you, and you give me this...! (｀Д´)

a little more tact would do you well, i'm sure!

fuck

[itslit]

702:

"I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something. "

[dispensary]

Think I forgot to go incognito.

*is nut*

[dispensary]

(540):
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes

(717):
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

stop nutting

[47billion]

Oh? Enlighten me, what good can "mcdonalds" do you?

[vineco]

(630):
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.

hey

[gayrights]

Idols shouldn't be speaking like that. Also fuck you for skipping today's practice AGAIN.

food and so many questions

[yuukun]

(319):
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile... especially after the stalker pie

(727):
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?

(319) WHEN BAE probably accidentally TEXTS YOU FIRST ... <33333333

[thicc]

it's rude to say that to someone who took all the time and effort to make that for you, yuu-kun!! ♡ (˘▽˘>ԅ( ˘⌣˘) where's my thank you? it was good, wasn't it? right? ♡♡♡♡

there's plenty ♡ more ♡ where ♡ it came from

im school

[daysleeper]

(310):
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mathcamp]

(808):
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.

I thought we had something special :(

[kurokiryu]

Keito.....I knew you didn't think too highly of me but to this extent...?

well

[hakazekaoru]

(580):
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox