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acting like a good person on camera
[ onscreen: an insufferable prick doing his best to be as amiable as he can be, wearing a suffocating red suit painful enough to spell "karmic retribution". totally forced upon, totally manipulated. death, in short. valentine's day his fucking ass. ]
Gooooooood afternoon! Welcome again to the weekly edition of Yumenosaki Time, with me, today's special host, Izumi Sena! [ pause for... pre-recorded APPLAUSE haha that rhymed ] — and oh, [ WINK ] do we have an exquisite treat for all of you! For us, by us: "Find Your Mate!"
[ a small pause to raise the paper; he doesn't actually know the rules and pairs verbatim, and it sure isn't his problem if the cameraman is frowning and rushing hand gestures. ]
... So you see, it's just me and a couple of our other idols here, right? Everyone in this room won't be participating, but behind that curtain over there [ camera zooms into a red curtain right across from them ] is the remaining sixteen, and they're gonna find each other while completely blind!
Now, they aren't blindfolded yet — they will be, and you guys better be playing close attention — but as soon as the signal rings, it's lights out and evacuate!
[ onscreen text: "AND THE PARTNERS ARE...?" ]
As for partners, I've got the list... [ SHUFFLING ] here. Make sure to listen carefully, because as soon as I finish, you all have ten seconds to look and touch your partner all you want before the alarm goes off. Got it? Another second to register that? Alright, I'll start.
... And that's that! I hope the rest of you are ready, because we — [ LA CUCARACHA HORN INTERRUPTS, KILLS IZUMI SENA; HE IS DEAD ]
Gooooooood afternoon! Welcome again to the weekly edition of Yumenosaki Time, with me, today's special host, Izumi Sena! [ pause for... pre-recorded APPLAUSE haha that rhymed ] — and oh, [ WINK ] do we have an exquisite treat for all of you! For us, by us: "Find Your Mate!"
[ a small pause to raise the paper; he doesn't actually know the rules and pairs verbatim, and it sure isn't his problem if the cameraman is frowning and rushing hand gestures. ]
... So you see, it's just me and a couple of our other idols here, right? Everyone in this room won't be participating, but behind that curtain over there [ camera zooms into a red curtain right across from them ] is the remaining sixteen, and they're gonna find each other while completely blind!
Now, they aren't blindfolded yet — they will be, and you guys better be playing close attention — but as soon as the signal rings, it's lights out and evacuate!
[ onscreen text: "AND THE PARTNERS ARE...?" ]
As for partners, I've got the list... [ SHUFFLING ] here. Make sure to listen carefully, because as soon as I finish, you all have ten seconds to look and touch your partner all you want before the alarm goes off. Got it? Another second to register that? Alright, I'll start.
| KURO | TSUKASA |
| HIBIKI | MAKOTO |
| RITSU | TOMOYA |
| EICHI | LEO |
| ARASHI | KEITO |
| KAORU | CHIAKI |
| SUBARU | KOGA |
| SHINOBU | TORI |
... And that's that! I hope the rest of you are ready, because we — [ LA CUCARACHA HORN INTERRUPTS, KILLS IZUMI SENA; HE IS DEAD ]
oh come on its for the fangirls :)
He'll put up a pretense of waving his hands around aimlessly a bit, both to humor Izumi's attempts of shooing him away and to feel for more open spaces on his body! ] Ah, it's kinda hard to tell-- hmm...
[ Now he's got an arm thrust around him, exploring the expanse of his hip and stomach-- nothing wrong with pinching the bit of thickness Izumi has between his fingers, right? He doesn't know better; he's the blind one here! ]
1/2 STOP
[ And of course, the sadistic cameramen choose now to focus the broadcast onto them. For all the scantily clad gravure shots he's done throughout his modeling career, this is by far one of the most embarrassing things he's ever done. Arashi won't get off; he can hear the annoying squeals of fangirls at home, waving their weird glowsticks — god, he can't stand another second of this! ]
2/2 he will find you and he will kill you
... H-how awkward, everyone! [ A hand cupped to the side of his mouth, face to camera while feigning an air of surprised hesitance. ] It seems that our Naru-kun isn't aware of the right direction! It's your announcer, Naru-kun! Earth to Naru-kuuun!
sure bro:)
Ooh, how terrifying-- you sound like an adorable kitty, you should try that more often!
[ And that's that; he pulls his hands back for the final time, only to lift his blindfold in feigned surprise! ] Oh dear..! Sorry about that, Izumi-chan! Guess I got the wrong guy after all~ [ And to top it off, he gives him a playful wink, paired with a subtle pass of his fingers over his ass (haha) carefully hidden from all those cameras now focused on them. That's right. No reason to hide his intentions from Izumi-chan now, right? Blindfold back in place, he finally walks off the way he came. ]